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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 08:47

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.